9 Things Women Say....

I was clearing out my email inbox when I re-read this email that a friend (Nicole) had sent to me a while ago...it made me laugh then and it made me laugh again when I read it today so I figured I couldn't just delete it without passing it along:-)

(1) "Fine":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) "Five Minutes":
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) "Nothing":
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine" (see #1).
(4) "Go Ahead":
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) "Loud Sigh":
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing... (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) "That's Okay":
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) "Thanks":
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) "Whatever":
Is a women's way of saying ****bleeeeeeep****!
(9) "Don't worry about it, I got it":
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.